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Bring White Castle to Palm Beach

Bring White Castle to Palm Beach

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Opened on August 23, 2017
 

Listen I am going to get straight to the point. 

Florida, needs White Castle. 

Although I enjoy popping heavenly golden frozen burgers into the microwave whenst I get the crave (which at this point is almost daily since there are no real White Castles down here)....it just isn't cutting it anymore.

This has gone far enough. The world is in shambles at the moment. We are probably going to get nuked in like a few weeks...I just really want to have a crave case man. Tennessee is too far to drive up to a real White Castle. 

White Castle is consistently tweeting about these wonderful waffle hamburger things, and little cheeseburgers and fries, and just wonderous things that I can not indulge in. It is breaking my heart. I can no longer cope. I am a mangled mess of foodie emotions. I need White Castle sustinence. 

So please, for the love of humanity, support getting White Castle to notice the distressing need to have WHITE CASTLES in and all over Florida. 

It is Florida for Christs sake, haven't we suffered enough? We are home to the "florida man", gators, zombie people...like, can't you just build us an oasis where we can escape the worlds politics and insanity amongst us? 

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