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Ban all hurricanes!

Ban all hurricanes!

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Opened on August 30, 2017
 

The time is NOW. We must do something about all of these disrespectful ass hurricanes, just blowing around all crazy. They are flooding the streets and pissing everyone off all the time. Then the ants make lil' floating mounds of hell and get all bitey. It's only a matter of time before a hurricane with a weird spanish name comes busting through your yard. These storms suck. They don't even care about our feelings as human beings. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Hurricanes are offensive and must be stopped! Tornadoes, too, don't even get me started...but we have to start somewhere.

If you're like me and get highly offended easily, let's get together and make a change. 

We plan to hopefully get enough online signatures to BAN HURRICANES ENTIRELY. We need your support. Stop what your doing, sign this petition and go shout in the streets until President Trump does his job ­čśí

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